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Sorry, Falc! I mean Sir! I'll wait ouside until you're finished, Sir!
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Sorry, Falc! I mean, SIR! I was engrossed in the latest article from "Farm Stock News" and didn't hear you bawl m' name.
Problem, Sir?
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Yes, Falc! I mean Sir! Absolutely correct! Of course I only read the articles, Sir!
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Sorry, Sir! I don't know a "Mrs. Ward".
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Oh! "WARS!" Yes, Sir! Sorry, Sir! May I say, Sir, that party you threw for us last night was the best yet! Why, Auntie even led the flock in a rousing rendition of...
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Yes, Sir! I did say "Auntie". Quite a lady! And her Pole-Dancing was extr...
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Oh! That's right! You know her Sir! Just between us, Sir, last night you both got along quite well during the Grand Finale! I must say, Sir, you couldn't stop commenting on her well-turned hoof! Everybody says...
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Yes, Sir! I said "everybody". Most of the Squad was there. In fact, Fenian was so pissed he was carrying a salad bowl for the rest of us to relieve oursel...
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Yes, Sir! A salad bowl, Sir! Large one, as I remember. We all took our turns using it, and Fenian emptied it fair regularly. It was half full when you brought the house down with your impression of a sot washing his face! Very funny Sir, if I may say! The men are really looking forward to the next party! They already wonder what you're planning!
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Dismissed, Sir? Thank you, Sir! I hope I've been of assistance, Sir! Please give my best to the Missus!
