How to Install a Home Security System in the South
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:54 pm
How to Install a Home Security System in the South
*1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
used size 14-16 work boots.*
* 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy
of Guns & Ammo Magazine.*
*3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazine.*
* 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more
ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls--they attacked the
mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard
to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside."
"Skeeter"
*1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
used size 14-16 work boots.*
* 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy
of Guns & Ammo Magazine.*
*3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazine.*
* 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more
ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls--they attacked the
mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard
to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside."
"Skeeter"