"But father, are you sure that you don't have any midget nuns?"
"No my son, we don't have any midget nuns," replied Father Superior.
"Are you really sure that you don't have any midget nuns?"
"Ian, my son, I've already told you, I'm quite sure that there are no midget nuns at this convent," insisted Father superior.
Shamus is finally able tp pull himself together and yells, "I told ya Ian, you fooked a penguin!"
