I´m sure everybody else has seen this...but still.....
http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Store Wars...
Store Wars...
"Ammunition clearance is a science with uncertain assumptions, based on disputed calculations. Derived from none convincing experiments carried out by persons with doubtful reliability and questioned mental capacities using instrument of doubtful precision".
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:FI:Genosse
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I haven´t known this so far ...
So Kuke is the son of Darth Tato? Weird! 
I liked Jewbroccoli the most ...
May the farm be with ye!
I liked Jewbroccoli the most ...
May the farm be with ye!
Nunc est bibendum - Let's start to drink!
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MikeVictor
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Star Wars Top Ten
David Letterman's Top Ten Star Wars Fan Euphemisms For Not Having A Girlfriend
10. Camping alone outside the theater.
9. My force is no longer with me.
8. The Death Star is not yet operational.
7. The Empire's striking out.
6. Shaking hands with the wookie.
5. Darth Vader has no place to put his helmet.
4. Oiling the droid.
3. Unable to set coordinates for the planet Babe.
2. Spending the night with Han Solo.
1. Tractor beam not powerful enough.
10. Camping alone outside the theater.
9. My force is no longer with me.
8. The Death Star is not yet operational.
7. The Empire's striking out.
6. Shaking hands with the wookie.
5. Darth Vader has no place to put his helmet.
4. Oiling the droid.
3. Unable to set coordinates for the planet Babe.
2. Spending the night with Han Solo.
1. Tractor beam not powerful enough.
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"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
- The history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, by Sarah Palin.
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:FI:Snoop Baron
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Have you guys ever seen "Thumb Wars" it is another wacky parody
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... 6?v=glance" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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:FI:Falcon
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my favorite parody was "Hardware Wars"
I can't find it "for free" on the web
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anybody?
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I can't find it "for free" on the web
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anybody?
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"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
- The history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, by Sarah Palin.