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Oxymorons
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A phrase including two or more words that effectively cancel each other.
Example: the old standby "Military Intelligence"
This thread is for free-form oxymorons.
I'll kick it off with...
MANLY DOUCHE
A phrase including two or more words that effectively cancel each other.
Example: the old standby "Military Intelligence"
This thread is for free-form oxymorons.
I'll kick it off with...
MANLY DOUCHE
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!!
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I can think of a million, but one of my favorites is:
Helpful IRS.
thx D
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Helpful IRS.
thx D
S
"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
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French Victory?...
French Victory?...
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Absolutely Airway!
Rap is pretty ugly!
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Rap is pretty ugly!
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"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
- The history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, by Sarah Palin.