Computer Competition [Possibly Religiously Sensitive?!?]

Mutzy · Post by **Mutzy** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:16 pm

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days; and frankly, God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused...

They faxed...

They e-mailed...

They e-mailed with attachments. ..

They downloaded..

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports...

They created labels and cards...

They created charts and graphs...

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man..

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell .

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off!

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

Post by **:FI:Gurberly** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:21 pm

:FI:Airway · Post by **:FI:Airway** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:30 am

AltarBoy · Post by **AltarBoy** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:14 pm

Amen to that Brother Mutz.

:FI:WillieOFS · Post by **:FI:WillieOFS** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:34 am

OK since this is a psuedo religious thread.

2 priests were passing time one day. One was reading and the other was doing a crossword puzzle.

The one doing the puzzle says to his pard, " What is a word that describes a woman and ends with U-N-T?"

His buddy says, "Oh Hell that one's easy, the word is A-U-N-T."

The one doing the puzzle then says, "Lemme borrow your eraser."

:FI:Falcon · Post by **:FI:Falcon** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:27 am

I am very deeply offended by the so-called joke you posted Mutz!

It mentions faxing, spreadsheets, reports and other jobs.

That sounds too much like WORK!

How offensive can you get!

In the future I hope you are more sensitive to the membership of the Fightin' Irish.

Falcon (Ret)

AltarBoy · Post by **AltarBoy** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:16 pm

WillieBoy Strikes Again! Good one.

Mutzy · Post by **Mutzy** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:31 pm

:FI:Falcon wrote:I am very deeply offended by the so-called joke you posted Mutz!

It mentions faxing, spreadsheets, reports and other jobs.

That sounds too much like WORK!

How offensive can you get!

In the future I hope you are more sensitive to the membership of the Fightin' Irish.

Falcon (Ret)

I knew this would spark contraversy!

:FI:Heloego · Post by **:FI:Heloego** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:51 am