A guy went hunting. He had all the gear, jacket, boots, and a double-barreled three inch ten gauge magnum shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun, and it went off right on his oversized willy. Obviously, he had to see a doctor. When he awoke from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous repair job.
As he got ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brother's card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him."
The guy asks, "Is your brother a doctor?"
"No," Doc replies, "he plays the flute in our local symphony orchestra. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
Great bedside manner
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Great bedside manner
Mindless Dribble and Off Topic posts are my specialty!
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AB quipped...
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Heard it worked for you.
Why not, AB?May I suggest one of those weight loss programmes.
Heard it worked for you.
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!! 
