Sheep in the Fence (gross)

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Sheep in the Fence (gross)

Post by Gurkesaft » Mon May 21, 2007 5:16 am

Josh and Kirill were walking through the fields one day when they came across a sheep with its head caught in a wire fence. Josh looked at Kirill for a moment trying to gauge his reaction. Finding only a blank stare, he shrugged his shoulders, pulled down his pants, and... you know... did stuff. To the sheep. A few minutes later he finished and stood up.

"Your turn."

Kirill continued to stare blankly. Josh stared back. After a few moments, Kirill finally shrugged his shoulders, pulled down his pants, and stuck his head in the fence.




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Post by AltarBoy » Mon May 21, 2007 11:35 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!
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Post by :FI:Sneaky_Russian » Mon May 21, 2007 12:42 pm

:badgrin: reminds me of the one about the Lion Tamer:-

"Dont know if I can open my mouth as wide as the lion . ."
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Post by :FI:Macca » Mon May 21, 2007 1:38 pm

:badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:
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Post by :FI:Igor » Mon May 21, 2007 11:44 pm

Yep, I'm surrounded by sick puppies!


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Post by :FI:Heloego » Thu May 24, 2007 10:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!! :x
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