This just came off the wire, with a spin on political correctness.
The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom, no wait that's too politically correct, let's go with..."rubbers", "jimmy hats", "rain coats", "Hazmat Suits", or "love gloves". They explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're getting screwed.
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