When God Made Ireland

Thawk · Post by **Thawk** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:19 pm

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven God went missing for
seven days.

Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him. He enquired of God
"Where were you?" God breathed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
through the clouds. Look son, look what I'm after making".

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?" God
replied It's another planet, but I'm after putting Life on it. I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it. For example, there's North America and South America. North America is going to be rich and South America will be poor, and the narrow bit joining them will be a hot spot.
Now look over here I've put a continent of whites in the North and
another one of blacks in the South."

Then the Archangel said "What's that green dot there?"

"Ahhh, that's the Emerald Isle," God said, "that's a very special
place. That's going to be the most glorious spot on Earth, beautiful
mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and exquisit coastline. These people here are going
to be great craic and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be playwrights and poets, singers and songwriters And I'm going to give them this black liquid, which they're going to go mad on, and for which people will come from the far corners of the Earth to drink."

Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration, then seemingly startled, he said, "Hold on a second, what about BALANCE, you said there was going to be balance..?"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting
next door to them!!

Post by **:FI:Gurberly** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:02 pm

But France isn't next to Ireland?

G

Post by **:FI:Genosse** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:55 pm

:FI:Gurberly wrote:But France isn't next to Ireland?

G

lol

Good one, G!

:FI:Fenian · Post by **:FI:Fenian** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:42 pm

Podge · Post by **Podge** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:56 pm

Good one!

An Irishman, a brit, a Scotsman and an Australian walked into a pub.

"What's this?" said the barman. "Some kind of a joke?"

:FI:Falcon · Post by **:FI:Falcon** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:20 am

That's how we Loosey-annie-ans feel about poor ol'Texas.

Fal "Pass dah crawfeesh" con

:FI:WillieOFS · Post by **:FI:WillieOFS** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:16 am

:FI:Falcon wrote:That's how we Loosey-annie-ans feel about poor ol'Texas.

Fal "Pass dah crawfeesh" con

I wish we had that high of an opinion of our neighbor to the East.

We lost out, as we have no self flushing cities..

El Brazo de Onofre, Willie, "pass de jalapenos"

AltarBoy · Post by **AltarBoy** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:21 am

I'm gonna send ol WillieBoy for ya Falky.

Oops, too late!

Altar-"Gumbo sticks better than glue"-Boy.

When God Made Ireland

When God Made Ireland

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