The confession...

:FI:Snaphoo · Post by **:FI:Snaphoo** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:53 pm

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean ALMOST?!?"

The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You are not to see that woman again. For your penance, say 5 Hail Mary's and put $50 in the the poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional and paused by the poor box for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you that's the same as putting it in."

Post by **Deathsledge** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:29 pm

:FI:Fenian · Post by **:FI:Fenian** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:54 pm