Sung to the tune of
You Met Another in a heavy
country accent.
The Figh-tin' I-rish are all such good ladd-ies,
They'll help when they can - to get you a-long,
but ya better watch your six when you're up there with us,
Our eyesight is weak and our brains ain't too strong!
~~~
Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love.
But you met another and PPPPPPPP! you was gone.
F
"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
- The history of Paul Revere's
midnight ride, by Sarah Palin.