My Phone rang just now...
Me " hello"
Asian call centre guy "Wear sending you absolutely free mobile phone, no handling charges , abosoluteley..."
Me "Why?"
guy " Of the phone there is no charge to you, and we give you first month 30% off your monthly subscription,..."
Me " I've got all the connection I need."
guy " this is 3g network , what do you use sir"
Me " I use carrier pidgeon, no monthly connection, just a little seed. ."
guy "pardon.."
me " carrier pidgeon, we have some eggs at the moment if you're
interested"
guy "aahh.. no. . .
me "well thank you , perhaps some other time." (hangs up)
Telephone call
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~RING!!~
Me: "Oh, the fon iz ringing. I wil anzer it."*
"Helo?"
Zolizitor: "Hi, I am zeling ..."
Me: ~CLICK!!!~
Falkon
*New English. Zory, mi gramer iz ztil not to gud.
"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
- The history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, by Sarah Palin.
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I always enjoy...
...grilling the people on minute details until they finally give up.
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!! 
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BTW, Falcon said...
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Though I've never tried to sell him anything, at least he spelled my name right."Helo?"
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!!
Re: BTW, Falcon said...
:FI:Heloego wrote:...Though I've never tried to sell him anything, at least he spelled my name right."Helo?"
I hope you rang him in the early hours
"Nothing in Life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."
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Actually, it was clearly a mistken call.
Bell South has a horrible reputation, and I was actually dialing
1.800.FAT.LADY
They connected me to
1.800.FAT.LADD
Either it was a typo in the ad, or Falcon had a new source of income.
(runs very, very fast >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>)
1.800.FAT.LADY
They connected me to
1.800.FAT.LADD
Either it was a typo in the ad, or Falcon had a new source of income.
(runs very, very fast >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>)
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!!
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Re: Actually, it was clearly a mistken call.
Hey!Bell South has a horrible reputation ...
That's Bell Say-owth to you dan.
Fal "Heart ah Dixie" con
"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
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Awesome! I am in corporate sales for a living so I will usually at least listen to a good sales pitch. Sometimes if they get me in just the right mood, I will give him some selling advice and ask him to start over with a "Real" pitch. Of course I never buy anything 
My old roomate in college used to mess with Telemarketers so badly I wish we would have a tape recorder. He would sit around thinking up scenarios just waiting for a telemarketer to call and mess with.
My old roomate in college used to mess with Telemarketers so badly I wish we would have a tape recorder. He would sit around thinking up scenarios just waiting for a telemarketer to call and mess with.
