:FI:Sapper-FIN wrote:Neither Chuck Norris could.
Now, that´s one historical fact, you got wrong...
There´s
Nothing, that Chuck Norris cant do

-If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
-A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
-There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
-CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Source:
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