A Blond Parachutist and a Donation...

[:FI:Snaphoo]

BLONDE PARATROOPER

I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing when you reach 300 feet.

"How do you know when you're at 300 feet?" asked one young blond haired woman.

"A good question," replied the instructor. "At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

The blonde thought about this for a while before asking, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"



THE DONATION

Father O'Malley, the rector at St. Mary's, answered the phone one morning, "Top 'o the mornin' to ya!"

"Hello, is this Father O'Malley?" asked a male voice.

"It tis himself," responds the priest.

"Well, this is the IRS. Can help us with some information?"

Father O'Malley answers, "If I can."

"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?" asks the IRS agent.

"An' surely I do," says Father O'Malley.

"Is he a member of your congregation?" presses the agent.

"That he is, sir," says the priest.

"And did he donate $10,000 to your church?" the IRS agent asks.

After a long pause, the good father answers, "He will."

[:FI:Fenian]

Nice one m8!

[Nightcat]

I had this parachute pic on my comp for ages, saw the word and figured this might be the chance I've been waiting for to share it....



or not, as the case maybe.

NC