I frigging hate ikea

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I frigging hate ikea

Post by arne_and » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:10 pm

I have 4 minutes to write this befoer i have to run over to ikea again, so I`ll make this quick.
Ive been moving into my new flat lately , (wich have`nt got internet, yet)
so i have`nt been very active at the forums, but ive found this internetcafe downtown Im probably gonna frequent from now on. No PF on their comps tho..
Flat looking good, except from some mould behind the sink ehehh but anyway its gonna be a change to the better! from 11 m2 to 32m2 :shock:

Sooo... hows it hanging guys?
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Post by :FI:Falcon » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:46 pm

wow!


that's some big mold arne!

Here in Louisiana the mold just kinna sits there

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but you do need to warn the small animals to no get too near it during its feeding time.


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Post by :FI:Gurberly » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:11 pm

So what is the issue with Ikea?

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Post by arne_and » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:02 pm

Ill remember to do that falcy, ;)


Whats the thing with ikea?
Well let me tell you, first of all i get lost once i enter the damn store, secondly; you have to screw all the stuff that you buy togheter yourself, third ; the last screw is missing, fourth; its filled with woman in fur coats, wich disgust me (where is the can of red paint when you need it?), fifth; there is no people there to help you, sixth; when you finally find someone to help you, they cant help you because they are incompetent, seven; the last screw is missing! :x :) ,,,

errrrrrr well thats just me....
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Post by :FI:Macca » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:10 pm

Yep, Ikea suxx bigtime. Same in Poland, my folks bought a closet, shelf was missing, later they bought sth else and something was missing,too.

The screws are missing because they screw their customers.

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I hate IKEA too!!!!

Post by :FI:Fenian » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:54 pm

Hey guys - we have something in common!!!

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I hate it because of all of the above mentioned things, and the fact that there are usually 10 times too many people there... all the fri*gin time!!!

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Post by arne_and » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:56 pm

Right on macca and fen!!

And whats worse, you have to pay a frigging bloodprize to make them screw the shyte togheter for you!!

Bah!!



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Post by L.F » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:17 pm

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Here we se the evil building they call, ikea.

The photographer got away with his health this time, but dares not go back after having witnessed the awefull happenings inside the blue/yellow dictatorship.

complaints about ikea first started coming in from very respectable communities both in Poland and Norway, and later also from the evil motherland of ikea,- Sweden! who appears to have lost control over its screw-mongering deathmachine.

What will become of this Bookshelf-pushing haven? Will it continue to spread its terror? Or is there a chanse that someone, just someone, might come to the rescue?
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og det er det glupa,
at Merket det stend,
um Mannen han stupa.
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Post by :FI:Igor » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:29 am

Oh, thats what 'IKEA' is.

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Post by :FI:Igor » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:32 am

Arne,

What is 'from 11 m2 to 32m2 '?

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Post by arne_and » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:00 pm

:FI:L.F wrote: What will become of this Bookshelf-pushing haven? Will it continue to spread its terror? Or is there a chanse that someone, just someone, might come to the rescue?
Well , I might bring some pipebombs that i accedentaly leave under the "return broken furnitures" desk when im going there next time...


Igor, what it meant is that I lived in a room that was 11 square meters big before I moved to a this flat wich is 32 square meters :)
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Post by :FI:Igor » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:44 pm

Arne,
Ohhhh OK got it, makes sense now. Big room.

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