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True airline stories ...

Post by :FI:Falcon » Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:18 am

A funny X-Box add ...

http://www.hackermovies.de/moviefiles/H ... gBeats.wmv

Sorry ...

it's in some strange foreign language.

...


Falke das große


PS: This movie (on the same site) is pretty cool ... Kampfpilot a. D.
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"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
- The history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, by Sarah Palin.
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Nice one, F!

Post by :FI:Genosse » Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:28 am

The two chaps in the yellow birdy are great comedians from Hesse which also use their original dialect. Their combo is named <i>Badesalz</i> (bath salt) ... please note: this site is also kept in that strange foreign language ... ;)

Alles klar, Jungs? Hahahahaha!!!!

Merry X-mas, F! And have fun with your new X-Box!

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Post by Menace » Mon Dec 26, 2005 10:39 pm

Why aren't you pissed Falc? Nobody gave you credit or any royalties for ripping off your autobiography!
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Was that...

Post by :FI:Heloego » Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:16 am

...Part 1, or Part 2? ;)
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Post by :FI:Falcon » Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:57 am

Well ...

There was the time at Staniford Field in Louisville when I got mad at one of my clients continually opening the air stair on my Cessna 402 during taxi.

"It's so hot!" he whined.

I had him close it three times.

Just before we were squeezed between two landing 727's for take off,

he opens the flippin' door again!

gah!

I took the clearance for takeoff and rolled,

with the door wide open.

!!!

"That'll teach him." I thought.

It did.

Scheiße!


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"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
- The history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, by Sarah Palin.
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Post by Nightcat » Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:52 pm

A picture tells a thousand words?

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I kinda like making up my own story to this one lol

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Post by :FI:Macca » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:40 pm

this is a new kind of naval veasel, though the water is too shallow to let is sail. They have to wait until the two big barrels under the boats "wings" are completely covered and then it can go!

you must have gained access to some secret database, Nightcat!

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Post by Nightcat » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:00 am

Oh, bad me :-$

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Post by :FI:WillieOFS » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:20 am

Nah, that's the easy way to wash all that nasty soot and shite out of those two ugly noisemaking thingies under the wings... :badgrin:
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