-Doc, I've got a serious problem.My willie is getting smaller and smaller, I've been to different doctors and no help!
-Dear lad,tel me what stuff do you drink?
-Miller light
-That is the reason.Switch to Guinness, after Guinness everyghing grows up.Miller shrinks things.
-Thx doc, will try that.
After some time they meet again
-Did the Guinness therapy work?
-Oh yes, it is even better than it was before?
-How come?
-I switched to Guinness and made my wife switch to Miller light.
S!
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