The Norwich Terrier (Terror) specs:
Max Weight...12 lbs
Max Height...10 inches at the shoulder
Max Length...12 inches nose to base of tail
Avg. Lifespan...13 years
Avg. Poop...7 inches/3 per day

Avg. # Toys...30 (not counting all the rocks in the courtyard)
Extremely scary intelligence. Smarter than the average Insurance Agent or Police Officer in Grants, New Mexico.
Color: Red (also available in Wheaten, Grizzled, Avocado, and Harvest Gold).
Hobbies: Collects rocks; Re-arranges the kitchen furniture at every opportunity.
Ideal Mate: Short stumpy submissive bitch of low intelligence yet of litter-bearing quality, no family ties, plenty of toys, and lots of free time.
Must have own food dishes and bed.
Favorite Toy: The most expensive shoe within reach.
Favorite Food: Ron, the Native American neighbor.
Favorite Activity: Sassing Cricket or Helo. Must get the last word in. Heard an axchange last night between Bode' and Cricket. She said "No!" several times and I swear he mumbled "F*ckin' Bitch!" at least once!
Go Bode'! Go Bode'! That's Daddy's Good Boy!!!
