My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me ... It
was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near me, and
I always got more than a pleasant view of her private
parts.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to
her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for
our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
And the moral of THIS story is .......
Always keep your condoms in your car.
