FOR THOSE BORN BEFORE 1986

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FOR THOSE BORN BEFORE 1986

Post by Grecian » Sun Aug 14, 2005 12:43 pm

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.

When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags - riding in the passenger seat was a treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same.

We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no-one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded.

We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms.

We had friends - we went outside and found them.

We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt!

We fell out of trees, got cut, and broke bones but there were no law suits.
We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other parents.

We played chap-the-door-run-away and were actually afraid of the owners catching us.

We walked to friends' homes.

We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.

We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of...They actually sided with the law.

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever.

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

And you're one of them. Congratulations!

Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.

For those of you who aren't old enough, thought you might like to read about us.

This my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and it might put a smile on your face:

The majority of students in universities today were born in
1986........They are called youth.

They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children, and the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel.
They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Neneh Cherry or Belinda Carlisle.

For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.
AIDS has existed since they were born. CD's have existed since they were born.

Michael Jackson has always been white.
To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.

They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from last year.
They can never imagine life before computers.

They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, RedHand Gang or the Famous Five.

They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You.
They can't believe a black and white television ever existed.

And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.

Now let's check if we're getting old...

1. You understand what was written above and you smile.
2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.
8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some other friends because you think they will like it too... Yes, you're getting old!!
"There are old pilots and there are bold pilots but there are no old bold pilots..." Frank Spencer.

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exactly right...

Post by :FI:Fenian » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:24 pm

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What?

Post by :FI:Genosse » Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:33 pm

U mean I´m old, Grecian?

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Post by :FI:Macca » Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:35 pm

You know....

I was born in 1981...I had it all....cuts,bruises, broken arm,playig with friends, cycling....

And I'm really getting old......

Now I look at all this hospital-like food,all clean and neat, no bacterias, no thism no that.....

We had what I call a real childhood!

Good post, Grecian, thx for sharing.

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Post by :FI:Spitsfire » Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:24 pm

:shock:
The dark ages!


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Post by L.F » Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:43 pm

:lol:

1989 8-[



We did play A-team though! ;)
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Post by :FI:Igor » Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:06 pm

Grecian,

Dead on target!

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Post by :FI:Mefisto » Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:12 pm

who remembers commodore 64 with tape? and first simulators like tomahawk with its great linear graphics ...

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Commodore 64?

Post by :FI:Fenian » Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:33 pm

Gah!

I had an Atari 640!!!!

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Spits... I moved to London (a year after finishing school) the year you were born.... No wonder I'm a bald and disgruntled auld basta*d...

And to think we were filling you with drink at Duxford!!!! :oops:

Still, you'll probably be ok in a few years ;)

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Post by :FI:Spitsfire » Sun Aug 14, 2005 7:11 pm

:lol:
Having fully recoverd from this mornings hangover I sincearly hope so!
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Post by :FI:WillieOFS » Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:30 pm

:shock: Igor is older than I am!! :p ( but not much ) :lol:

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Post by Ianus » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:28 pm

57 here :) Grecian you are so right m8, brought back memories :cry: lol

Does anyone remember Aces over Europe on the C64?
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Post by Stovies_ » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:26 pm

Hee hee

I used to hae a bbc model b which had a wire frame flight sim,

but I am old and have forgotten what it was called!!

still have my sinclair zx80 tho :) 1k memory wheesh that was fast
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Post by Menace » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:18 pm

Great post Mate! 1976 here, looking down the barrel at the big 30. Which I hear is more traumatic than turning 40. :shock: You can ask Kep what an evil b*st*rd I was :D what with all the tree climbing, chestnut fights, and bicycle crashing.
Does anybody remember "Dam Busters" for the Colecovision? That game had multiple positions, a navigator screen that you could plot waypoints on, and a full set of controls for the engines! Pretty "Dam" impressive for the time.
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Post by Deathsledge » Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:25 pm

those were the days :)
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