Just Saying Hi

:FI:Macca · Post by **:FI:Macca** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:36 pm

Dammmm ,twas me

Sapper-FIN · Post by **Sapper-FIN** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:47 pm

Yes ,we are nice and friendly [Smile]

At least this is what we used to say to newcomers:)

We have a joke in FDF, about army´s recruitment:

A guy died, and when he went to the gates of heaven, the st peter said to him "we have this new experiment going on... you can spend one day in heaven, and one day in hell, and then decide which one do you want to spend the eternity"

The guy chose to check out the hell first. When he reached the gates of hell, there was the satan himself welcoming him. He seemed like a really nice guy. They entered the hell, and what did he see? there were beautifull girls everywhere, wine was flowing, and everyone seemed to have a great time. He spendt the night partying in the hell, and really enjoyed his visit.

Next day, he went to the heaven... there were some angels, sitting in the clouds, playing harp... it was pretty nice place, but awfully boring... there was just nothing to do... Somehow he managed to the next day, without dying(again) in boredom.

It was time to see the st peter again. St peter asked the guy, if he´s made up his mind, and the guy said "yes, i choose hell bacause i had a blast in there" So the st peter sendt him to the gates of hell.

As he knocked at hell´s gate it was opened, the guy was grabbed from the neck, and thrown violently inside... there was no sign of the parties which he had been in, couple of days earlier... just people beeing tortured and flames everywhere. The guy asked satan; "this looked totally different place, when i last visited here... people are been tortured, and everyone is feeling miserable... where are the girls and the wine?"

Satan replied;

"You see my dear friend... couple of days ago, we were recruiting you... Now you are part of the staff"

:FI:Macca · Post by **:FI:Macca** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:08 pm

good one, Sap!

exactly what I was thinkin of....

:FI:McBiggles · Post by **:FI:McBiggles** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:02 pm

I'd know idea things were going this badly. Scottish farmers, and now this...Stand up straight. Where on earth did you get that hat? Oh never mind. gods teeth, farmers, colonials, this reaallly is too much. I'm going down to the "Ewe and Wellie" for a drink. Alright. put your things over there. Come on,come on, haven't got all day..Get in the back. Do you ah, play golf atall? Like margaritas eh? What? Wouldn't have a 5-iron would you?
Welcome aboard mate. You're in New Zealand eh? Well I'm sure we will all try and get over the language barrier. See you up there. Toodleoo

McBiggles

Ianus · Post by **Ianus** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:33 pm

I'd know idea things were going this badly. Scottish farmers, and now this...Stand up straight. Where on earth did you get that hat? Oh never mind. gods teeth, farmers, colonials, this reaallly is too much. I'm going down to the "Ewe and Wellie" for a drink. Alright. put your things over there. Come on,come on, haven't got all day..Get in the back. Do you ah, play golf atall? Like margaritas eh? What? Wouldn't have a 5-iron would you?
Welcome aboard mate. You're in New Zealand eh? Well I'm sure we will all try and get over the language barrier. See you up there. Toodleoo

McBiggles

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:44 am

wait till I start bugging ya about things like errrr skins where do i put campaign missions , whats trim?, how the hell do ya know where ya going ? ok what do I do now ???????

thanks for the welcome

Madmike · Post by **Madmike** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:47 am

Last post was me thought i was already logged in

:FI:McBiggles · Post by **:FI:McBiggles** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:05 pm

Perfectly alright old boy. And whatever help you need, do let me know,
and I'll gladly move it along the old chain what? Setteling in I see. Good, good. Listen, just between you and me, they haven't mention dues atall have they? No? Well just like them to forget, I mean there is a war on, but see, thing is, some of these chaps have some rather expensive tastes, and keeping the mess, stocked, shall we say is becoming harder all the time. Anyway we'll talk about all that later once you found your way round. By the way, I'm quite sure they won't let you keep that in here, you should tie it up outside. Toodles.

McBiggles

:FI:Falcon · Post by **:FI:Falcon** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:55 pm

Squadron dues:

Brits are charged twice as much as the Irish,

Scots promise to pay "next month",

the Welsh pay with farm animals,

the Germans refuse to pay,

the Austrians will pay only if the Germans pay,

the Dutch don't understand the concept of "giving" money,

the money from the Poles never quite makes it all the way through Germany,

the Scandinavians all send promisory notes that no one has been able to read yet,

the Yanks pay, but only when you remind them and the transfer, conversion and handling fees use it all up anyway,

and the Canadians pay in play money.

Fal "PI" con

Madmike · Post by **Madmike** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:04 pm

Hi Guys ,

still around said hello to one or two in teamspeak but have had the flu this last week so not up to flying .

By the sound of the games i am still a long way off from flying with most of u guys .

Any newer ones wanna fly just message me if u see me in hyper lobby OK ?

For some reason I am having trouble with trim when starting . I think you trim the aircraft after take off right ?

:FI:Spitsfire · Post by **:FI:Spitsfire** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:31 pm

yupper, when you know whats what

If I see you I'll shoot off a PM, drag you into a squad game even if your kicking and screaming

:FI:Falcon · Post by **:FI:Falcon** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:34 pm

<whew!>

I thought I'd killed the thread.

...

Guys, be nice to MadMike, okay?!

Mike, if one of our aces gets on yer arse and starts gnawin' on you,

just start screaming, "I'm new! I'm new, please let me live!"

It may not stop him,

or even slow him down,

but newbs are worth fewer points.

Be good folk,

Fal "Non-Ace" con

:FI:Igor · Post by **:FI:Igor** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:56 pm

Mike,
Check out the squadron on HL, they're a great bunch of guys. Don't worry if your flying skills aren't great; i'm terrible and they still associate with me..

Igor da Terrible