Have a beer!
And Falcon, I believe you are thinking of Henry Fjord, who through empirical evidence and extensive experimentation discovered that one reaches a very high speed when diving from the cliffs into a narrow strip of water extending into the coast of Norway. (It's quite a feat if you do it from Dover!)
This high speed impressed him enough to develope a vehicle with four wheels, capable of the astounding speed of 20 miles per hour, and repairable using only a ball peen hammer and an adjustable wrench.
Brilliantly, he called it the "Fjord".
Some people still actually prefer them instead of a Yugo.
