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by :FI:Falcon » Fri May 06, 2005 4:25 pm
Aw man!
You don't know what tough IS!
Why, here in southeast Loozeyanney, I had to wrassle two nutria just to reach the mail box this morning!
An alligator took two of my new radial tires right off my Firebird last week!
Second time this year!
A rather roudy pack of mosquitos stold the cat last weekend.
Got a whisker in the mail,
they want me to take the chlorine out of the pool or "Fluffy" gets it!
I mean ...
it gets soo hot down here that the roofers don't use nails to secure the tiles to the roof,
they just lay'em down and the sun melts 'em in place!
Snakes?
You wanna hear 'bout snakes?!
I'll tell you about snakes!
You know 'bout ol' St. Patty what ran off the flippin' snakes!
Well where'd ya think they ended up then, heh?!
Why I tell you, you young fart toasters,
in MY day I had to walk fifty miles to school,
up hill
BOTH ways!
and we didn't have any food either
had to eat each other
why, I remember the time when ...
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"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
- The history of Paul Revere's
midnight ride, by Sarah Palin.