SURVIVOR. TEXAS Style..

[:FI:WillieOFS]

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning
to do one entitled, "Survivor - Texas Style".

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to
Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock
and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and
finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Renault with bumper stickers that read: "I'm
Gay", "I Love the Dixie Chicks", "Boycott Beef", "I Voted for John
Kerry", "George Strait Sucks", "Hillary in 2008", and "I'm here to
confiscate your gun".

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

[:FI:Fenian]

would be a fun series to watch

[:FI:Falcon]

NONE will make it!

[L.F]

oooh...

[:FI:Genosse]

[Sapper-FIN]

I once tried something like that....

When i was studying in Lappeenranta, in eastern finland. i found myself a girlfriend, who was from a very small town (imatra), near lappeenranta... She also lived in lappeenranta, but her folks were still living in imatra.

One weekend, we decided to go to imatra to visit her folks... it went well, alright.. In the evening, we went to a nightclub (the only one in imatra, i think)... I made a mistake, by wearing a "Pornstar clothing´s" t-shirt, with "Pornstar"-text in it

In bigger cities, it´s not rare to see someone wearing pornstar´s clothes, but i guess imatra wasn´t ready for my t-shirt yet half of the guys in that nightclub, thought that i was probably gay, because i was dressed up so differently (i was not wearing a flannel shirt and a baseball cap, like them) And the other half, looked at me, like they wanted to kill me, because:

a) I was hanging out with probably the best looking chick in the town

b) I was from out of town

c) I was hanging out with probably the best looking chick in the town

d) a+b+c all together

I honestly dont know, how i managed to survive that night, without getting killed, or beeing beat up


I´m not gonna try that again

[:FI:Fenian]

Pornstar t-shirts that are done with the Swedish Systembolaget brand sign?

It's VERY well done

I met some Danish skinheads in Göteborg wearing those one night. Complete a-holes - but the shirts were good

[:FI:Heloego]

...raise a brow in town.

Got it from an aviation hardware outfit.

Reads "Best Screw in Town!"








Nobody laughs.

[:FI:Fenian]

I think it's DAMNED funny!!!!