Well,
you can't get there from here but if you could ...
take Exit 23L off of I105 west 'til you past the dead chicken on the right
then turn east on Hwy 5 and go 'til you can't go no more
and then go some more 'til you reach the burning barn
Ask the sheep there if the bridge is up
and backup 'til you hear a rude noise
drive past the farm where ol'man Fitz hung hissef back in '32
and drive just a bit 'til you find a man sittin' in a rockin' chair and ask,
"Where the hell am I?!"
Fal "Where th'hell am I?" con
"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
- The history of Paul Revere's
midnight ride, by Sarah Palin.