Greetings!

[Tom Doniphon]

Hello Fightin' Irish!

I have just yesterday managed to fill out an application to join your squad. I would have done this earlier, but many of the questions required research to answer properly, i.e. Name, date, etc.

I was asked to tell a little about myself, so here goes...

A) I am currently incarcerated...er...I mean I currently reside in the United States.

B) I work at a fascinating job selling plumbing parts to wholesale distributors of the same. I know...I have to pinch myself sometimes.

3) I spend far to much time on the computer playing games, so much so that my EX-Wife said I should have just married the computer and not her. I found her logic to be undeniable.

F) I love flying the games that crazy Russian has made for us all, but have never mastered any of the aircraft. In short...I mostly suck.

12) I learned the secret of life many years ago, but after a sharp blow to the head received during an altercation at local waffle house where an argument was taking place over what the best syrup is for boysenberry waffles....the secret was lost to me forever.

I look forward to getting to know all of you much better, and flying straight and level so that you can all have a wack at me online.

TD

[:FI:Genosse]

Wow, your way to use listing points is really amazing me! A-B-3-F-12 ... well, is that some kind of code we have to decrypt first?

Nonetheless, now that you´re a registered member of this BB you have to hang around here a bit ... use this opportunity to have a look what people the pilots of the Fightin´ Irish Squadron are and what they think about this and that ... especially what they think about ferrets, sheeps and singing in order to join the squad (!!!!!)

You´ll find us flying online on Hyperlobby every Sunday afternoon and Wednesday evening your time. You can also find some chaps doing their aerial moves over the whole week ... just have a look for the :FI: prefix ...

BTW, do you have a headset and the Teamspeak software? Would be a real advantage for you ...

S!

[:FI:Snaphoo]

I, too, am aware of the answer to life, the universe and everything. Told to me by a dolphin as he was packing up to go somewhere.

42. If only I knew the question....

Anyway, welcome to our little circus...



Snaph...

[:FI:Moog]

I was that waffle waitress...

I sold your little secret to a very interested party in exchange for a lifetime's supply of curlers.

Ah wait, no, I'm imagining things again.

Did you ever hear that Bill Hicks sketch about when he's playing in some small town in the South, walks into a waffle house, sits down, orders, then takes out a book and starts reading. The locals in the place crane their necks around to goggle at him and the waffle waitress tuts and says, "What'choo readin' for?"

Bill thinks, "Goddamnint ya stumped me! Not what am I reading but what am I reading for? Wow I've never been asked that... I guess I read for a lot of reasons but probably the main one is so that I don't end up being a f**kin' waffle waitress!"
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S! Tom Doniphon... hang around the boards and the virtual skies with us for a while and test the water. It's not to everyone's liking but from the looks of your toes the temperature should suit you just fine

[:FI:Falcon]

<sigh>

you'll have to forgive them Tom ...

... they're from Barcelona

[:FI:WillieOFS]

Falcon wrote;

<sigh>

you'll have to forgive them Tom ...

... they're from Barcelona

Ya sure about that?

*reminds self to stay away from Barceloonie.*

Whut part of Sowt Loozianne be dat?

Dat down near Venice?

[:FI:Spitsfire]

Ies ah ham-p-ster!
No rat!
...
Nice opening post matey, good to have you aboard, hope to see you in the skies soon

[Tom Doniphon]

Thanks for the warm welcome fellas! Or was that warm feeling someone pouring Guiness down my back?

I look forward to running into you at HL very soon. You should be able to spot me...just look for the plane with a lot of bullet holes in it.

TD

[:FI:Spitsfire]

w..w...w.a..warm guinness?

[:FI:Fenian]

Guinness....




Howdy Tom!

Please, as your first rite of initiation, explain the *other* uses of teflon tape in less that 100 five letter words....





Welcome to the asylum.... oh... that was NOT beer by the way....

Willie???? What have we said about you doing that?

Texans, eh.. you gotta love 'em.....

Let's pretend it was BBQ sauce that's been in the sun a spell

[:FI:Heloego]

...PC won out over the missus, huh?

Interesting.

That mean she's for sale?

How much?

Write me at http://www.blackmarketwives.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.

Let's talk.

[Tom Doniphon]

"That mean she's for sale?

How much? "

Sadly, shortly after our divorce her and the rest of her coven moved on. Last I heard they had been spotted at a Dairy Queen in Bluewater, NM chanting over a Peanut Buster Parfait.

I'll let you know if I hear anything.

TD

[:FI:Heloego]

If you mean Bluewater Village, that's about 7 miles west on I-40 from me!!!!
Nothing but mobile homes. No Store/Market. Lots of sand, especially in June when the area becomes a miniature version of the Dust Bowl. Becomes very picturesque when the sand collects around all the junk cars in the yards.

Or did you mean Bluewater Lake? 4 miles south of Bluewater Village. Nice picnic area, dufus Park Rangers, boat ramp that ends 50 feet from the water's edge, and field rats that would make a ferret green with envy. Paradise.

[napier]

did i hear waffle house? welcome to the squad!

[:FI:Snoop Baron]

I can see you'll fit right in

See you online

s!
Snoop