Introduction

Nightcat · Post by **Nightcat** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:16 pm

Gizzzzzz moooooe!

arne_and · Post by **arne_and** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:58 pm

Eeeeeek!!

Welcome to our well functioning mentalhouse, Moe!

Post by **:FI:Moe** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:10 pm

Gizmoe

Careful, that could stick.

Thanks arne_and. When does the nurse come around to loosen the straps on my straight-jacket?

arne_and · Post by **arne_and** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:22 pm

When she manage to give me that shot and stop me from pooping on myself, she will have time to loosen your straps.

And when you take your meds.

:FI:Sneaky_Russian · Post by **:FI:Sneaky_Russian** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:32 pm

Why no oranges? Are people around here like the Gremlins, no feeding after midnight? Question

Nightcat · Post by **Nightcat** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:13 am

Ask me what? eh?

It was like that when I got there!

:FI:Heloego · Post by **:FI:Heloego** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:26 am

I've noted ("Noter"ed?) alot of rumours, innuendo, derogatory inferences, and outright lies circulating among the lads about my sexual preferences.

There have been entirely too many jokes about ferrets, sheep, dogs, large ungulates, and cats...all at my expense.

I can only imagine what some of these new members think of me.

So, FOR THE RECORD...

...I DO NOT DO CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!

So there!

(Man, I sure told those arseholes, huh?)

:FI:Scott · Post by **:FI:Scott** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:09 am

What's your standpoint on kittens Helo?

:FI:Sneaky_Russian · Post by **:FI:Sneaky_Russian** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:27 pm

It was like that when I got there!

I'm, relieved to hear it

Bit confused there I'd had a hard day at work.

First off they told me to spend 2K on the Sound/Lighting rig

Then they made me drink a JD
Then they decided it should be a double
then just as I'd had the first swig " OH tell me what you think of this"
and poured me a Bulleit Bourbon " this is a new bourbon from Guiness"
me "yuk tastes like Teachers after the Jd" not sure "rather have a Bushmills..
....Oh wait a minute let me try again . not bad."....
" let me compare with the JD again.........Yuk that tastes like diesel now "
Bulleit-JD-Bulleit JD ???
Area Manager" All those boxes on the cooler look messy"
me "I'll take those I'm moving"
Area manager" Oh this ones full of Baileys chocolate cups.......We'll have
to use these up."
everyone "O.K........." area manager " that bottles done.."
Take me boxes and go.

So I guess the moral of the tale is dont mix your spirits and
NEVER NEVER EVER with ORANGE not that I do.

ps I did volunteer the services of the Squad if ever they need any more testing done. Cheers M8's and welcome again Moe

perhaps we can get you hammered (oops)

Post by **:FI:Moe** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:47 pm

Thanks Sneaky_Russian.

I had a chance to fly with some :FI: members last night.

Unfortunately we didn't get to cross swords in the sky because a Heinkel rear gunner shot me right out of the cockpit of my I-153. But I stuck around to watch Nightcat, Macca and Murph go toe-to-toe with a group of Ratas in some knife-edge-of-a-stall dogfighting. I think the last Rata ran out of fuel trying to get away from Nightcat.

Here's a shot of Nightcat (I think

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Introduction

you should ask Nightcat about that

Setting the Record Straight

re Oranges