Sex diet
It's been a long time known that sex is a good form of exercise, But until recently there was never conducted research into the burn.
From calories by various sexual activities.
After a thorough study,
We can now proudly following results:
PULL OFF HER CLOTHES
With her permission ............. 12 calories
Without her consent ......... 187 calories
UNLEASH A BRA
With both hands ................ 8 calories
With one hand ...................... 12 calories
With your teeth .................... 85 calories
PUT ON A CONDOOM
In an erection ............ 6 calories
Without an erection ......... 315 calories
FOREPLAY
Trying to find the clitoris........ 8 calories
Try the G-spot to find........ 92 calories
POSITION
Missionary ............... 12 calories
69 already lying ............. 78 calories
69 already standing ............. 112 calories
wheelbarrow ................. 216 calories
Doggy style ............... 326 calories
Italian chandelier........ 912 calories
ORGASM
Genuine ................... 112 calories
Fake ................... 315 calories
POST-ORGASM
In bed cuddling .................. 18 calories
Immediately rise ................... 36 calories
Explain why you immediately up ............... 816 calories
GET A SECOND ERECTION, IF YOU
20-29 years are ..................... 36 calories
30-39 years are ..................... 80 calories
40-49 years are .................... 124 calories
50-59 years are .................... 972 calories
60-69 years are .................... 2916 calories
70 years of age are ............ Results not yet in
GET DRESSED AFTERWARDS
Relax ...................... 32 calories
hasty.................. 98 calories
While her father is banging on the door.............. 1218 calories
While your wife is banging on the door................ 3521 calories
good luck
cheers
Joep
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So to sum up.....
you burn most calories if you **** a girl in your house shortly before your wife is to come back , using the Italian chandelier position and simultaniously trying to find her G spot, before that undress her without her permission with your teeth, preeviously having put on a condom while not having an erection, after you hae to simulate your orgasm and and explain her why you suddenly dropped her on the floor, let's leave the second erection issue as your wife is already banging on the door
So...
PULL OFF HER CLOTHES Without her consent ......... 187 calories
UNLEASH A BRA With your teeth .................... 85 calories
PUT ON A CONDOOM Without an erection ......... 315 calories
FOREPLAY Try the G-spot to find........ 92 calories
POSITION Italian chandelier........ 912 calories
ORGASM Fake ................... 315 calories
POST-ORGASM Explain why you immediately up ............... 816 calories
GET DRESSED AFTERWARDS While your wife is banging on the door................ 3521 calories
TOTAL: 6243 calories
you burn most calories if you **** a girl in your house shortly before your wife is to come back , using the Italian chandelier position and simultaniously trying to find her G spot, before that undress her without her permission with your teeth, preeviously having put on a condom while not having an erection, after you hae to simulate your orgasm and and explain her why you suddenly dropped her on the floor, let's leave the second erection issue as your wife is already banging on the door
So...
PULL OFF HER CLOTHES Without her consent ......... 187 calories
UNLEASH A BRA With your teeth .................... 85 calories
PUT ON A CONDOOM Without an erection ......... 315 calories
FOREPLAY Try the G-spot to find........ 92 calories
POSITION Italian chandelier........ 912 calories
ORGASM Fake ................... 315 calories
POST-ORGASM Explain why you immediately up ............... 816 calories
GET DRESSED AFTERWARDS While your wife is banging on the door................ 3521 calories
TOTAL: 6243 calories
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unsheared ... 215 cal
sheared ....... 672 cal
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hahaha very good maciej...and that 4 times a week to lose some kilo's and to get rid off your wife...otherwise i used the quote at the bottom:FI:Macca wrote:So to sum up.....
you burn most calories if you **** a girl in your house shortly before your wife is to come back , using the Italian chandelier position and simultaniously trying to find her G spot, before that undress her without her permission with your teeth, preeviously having put on a condom while not having an erection, after you hae to simulate your orgasm and and explain her why you suddenly dropped her on the floor, let's leave the second erection issue as your wife is already banging on the door
So...
PULL OFF HER CLOTHES Without her consent ......... 187 calories
UNLEASH A BRA With your teeth .................... 85 calories
PUT ON A CONDOOM Without an erection ......... 315 calories
FOREPLAY Try the G-spot to find........ 92 calories
POSITION Italian chandelier........ 912 calories
ORGASM Fake ................... 315 calories
POST-ORGASM Explain why you immediately up ............... 816 calories
GET DRESSED AFTERWARDS While your wife is banging on the door................ 3521 calories
TOTAL: 6243 calories
