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Oxymorons
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:45 pm
by :FI:Heloego
Def:
A phrase including two or more words that effectively cancel each other.
Example: the old standby "Military Intelligence"
This thread is for free-form oxymorons.
I'll kick it off with...
MANLY DOUCHE
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:06 am
by :FI:Sneaky_Russian
Like decaffeinated coffee and alcohol free beer?
(Nothing wrong with "lager free alcohol" or even "free beer" though)
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:48 am
by :FI:Falcon
I can think of a million, but one of my favorites is:
Helpful IRS.
thx D
S
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:24 am
by :FI:WillieOFS
Free Rent.
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:49 am
by :FI:Murph
Great Britain.
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:00 am
by :FI:Airway
Unleaded fuel ?
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:50 am
by :FI:Genosse
Popular politicians?
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:03 pm
by L.F
This thread is
seriously funny.
Aw, come on ... It wasn't
that bad .
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:04 pm
by :FI:Sneaky_Russian
Microsoft helpdesk
Don't forget...
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:22 pm
by :FI:Heloego
..."Child-Proof Wrapper/Cap".
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:51 pm
by Sapper-FIN
Intelligence
Officer
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:05 pm
by Skipper
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
French Victory?...
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:28 pm
by AltarBoy
One used here a lot in Trini- Reverse Back.
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:44 pm
by :FI:Airway
They play a lot of this nowayday :
Rap music
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:26 pm
by :FI:Falcon
Absolutely Airway!
Rap is pretty ugly!
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