Fighting Irish Forums

A father walks into a bookstore with his young son.
The boy is holding nickel. Suddenly, the boy starts
choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes
the boy has swallowed the nickel and starts panicking,
shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman,
in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar
reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At
the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her
coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places
it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her
way, unhurried, across the book store.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants;
takes hold of the boy’s testicles and starts to
squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so
firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the nickel, which the woman
deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's
testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without
saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill
effects, the father rushes over to the woman and
starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen anybody
do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you a doctor?'

'No,' the woman replied. "Just a divorce attorney'.

That's classic!! LMAO!!

Bet he was well pleased , until he got the bill.

Snaph you da man!

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants;
takes hold of the boy’s testicles and starts to
squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so
firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently

...but why does this sound like my first Doctor's visit?