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There was once an engineer who found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie jumped out and said to him, "You have three wishes. But there is a catch - this wish system of mine was designed by a lawyer, so whatever you wish for every lawyer in the world will get double of!"

The engineer replied, "That's no problem, I can live with that." He then said, "For my first wish, I wish I had a Ferarri."

"OK", said the genie, and a Ferarri appeared in front of the engineer. "But remember, every lawyer in the world now has 2 Ferarris," the genie told the engineer.

The engineer remained unperturbed and said, "For my second wish, I wish for a million bucks." So a million bucks appeared in front of the engineer and the genie said, "remember, every lawyer in the world now has 2 million bucks."

The engineer paused for a moment before his last wish and then said, "I always wished I could donate a kidney!"

Very funny...

Some classified information was just released from the Clinton presidency. Around the time of "Monica Gate"... President Clinton's life was being threatened. On the grounds of the White House someone had peed in the snow the words "Die Bill Die". They rushed to find out who could be threatening the President, forensics, urine analysis, handwriting, the works.

In a few days the test were complete and they had the results...
"Sir we have good news and we have bad news."
"Yes, what's the good news?"
"We have the results and the urine analysis matched the DNA of Vice President Gore."
"That's the good news? What's the bad news!?"
"The hand writing analysis came back and it was written by Hillary..."

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Its always the lawyers who get it in the neck, sniff.