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Just heard of a terrible incident in my local wood.

Three quite poorly old ladies were sitting on a bench in a wonderful clearing eating their sandwiches, when a disgusting individual ran up to them and flashed his landing gear at them!!!

Apparently two of the old dears had a stroke, but the third couldn't reach....

poor lad

looks like the guy got lucky cause he didnt get it cut off....

Hey wait! I think it was Falcon The Flasher. Damn dude won't keep his 'shortcomings' to himself.

Altar-'runnin' far, far away from chicken legs Falcon'-Boy.

Gah!

I DON't flash,

I'm NOT short

and I have GORGEOUS legs!

hmph!