Purina Diet..

[:FI:WillieOFS]

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador retriever and was in line to check out.



A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?).



On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and Ivs in both arms.



I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.



I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.



Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned.



I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.

Wish I'd thought of that..

[Skipper]

Thanks for sharing!

Skipper

[:FI:Cider]

but, there's a german cooking-book with recipes for dishes with cat-food.
it's called "Spaghetti Shebanese" after a famous brand of cat-food in germany(Sheba).

yummy!

:FI:Cider

[:FI:IceFrog]

Hit by a car huh!
good thing there were no other dogs around in heat

[:FI:Macca]

Hi-llar-iiii-ous!!!

He mus have been a real hot dog!

Mac


P.S.They say that after Purina diet hairless ppl can grow lots of hair everywhere on their bodies....

scary thought, though.....

[:FI:Dr_Strangelove]

LOL...too funny.

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