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Dear IRS Enclosed is my Form 1040, together with payment-in-full of
taxes due.



Please refer to the attached article from "USA Today" archives. In
the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers
and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats.



Enclosed with this package please find four toilet seats (value
$2,400.00) and six hammers (value $1,029.00). These are in payment of my
total tax due of $3,429.00.



Out of a sense of patriotic duty and to assist in the political
purification of our government, I am also enclosing a 1-1/2 inch Phillips
head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and approved a purchase value of
$2,200.00. Please enter this as my contribution to the Presidential Election
Fund option.



It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and I look forward
to paying them again next year in accordance with officially-established
government values.



Sincerely,



Another satisfied American taxpayer

Good one, Willie!

RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!