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some laughter
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:49 am
by :FI:Macca
1) Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
2) I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
goto
http://www.bash.org" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ....
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:08 am
by :FI:Mefisto
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:09 pm
by :FI:Bluebell
Try this, though I dont think Falcon will like this one bit.
http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf
Click your mouse once and the Penguin will drop, click again to get the polar bear to swing its bat.
Vin
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:36 pm
by :FI:Falcon
the horror ...
the
horror!
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:48 pm
by :FI:IceFrog
:FI:Falcon wrote:the horror ...
the
horror!
205.1 after three swings..................
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:06 pm
by :FI:Cider
bash.org rocks!
:FI:Cider
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:19 pm
by :FI:Cider
search for quotes by guy named "bloodninja".
might be NOT WORK-SAFE, but what the hey.....
:FI:Cider
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:19 pm
by :FI:Mefisto
#23601 +(8466)- [X]
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
#349567 +(7472)- [X]
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...
Heh...
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:38 pm
by :FI:Fenian
Bloodninja is a bad boy!
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:47 pm
by :FI:Macca
296 in Falcon-Penguin Sports.
Falc, where is the satchel?
S!
M
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:24 pm
by :FI:Falcon
gah!
293.1' out of about ten tries
...
a satchel would probably help.
F
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:51 am
by arne_and
+(4318)- [X]
<glacial> I love school
<glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
<glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:42 pm
by Nightcat
Still trying for 300.0..
NC
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:57 pm
by :FI:IceFrog
:FI:Nightcat wrote:Still trying for 300.0..
NC
ok ok ......spent my whole break on it,,,,,,, but i bounced him, more of a skid to 319.8
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:50 pm
by Nightcat
Damn, now I have to beat 319.8!
NC
