Patch anxiety?
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:56 am
Has anyone else noticed that over the past week or so there seems to be far more squabbles and flare ups between players using HL ?. Sunday was particularly bad- I left two servers because people were getting pretty nasty with each other over some really petty stuff.
Looking at some of the forums there is a growing anticipation for the next patch with lots of people getting weird over it.
I think the two are linked and we have seen the creation of a new medical condition- Patchitis. If anyone feels that they may have been infected please follow these simple steps for complete recovery.
1. Go to Pub
2. Order 4 pints of Guiness
3. Add 1 large measure of cherry brandy to each pint
4. Drink the lot
For serious cases a further treatment may be required and the addition of a kebab.
I have used this method in the past for other complaints and can heartily recommend it although my heart cannot. I hope that this may assist some of those poor unfortunates currently afflicted
Looking at some of the forums there is a growing anticipation for the next patch with lots of people getting weird over it.
I think the two are linked and we have seen the creation of a new medical condition- Patchitis. If anyone feels that they may have been infected please follow these simple steps for complete recovery.
1. Go to Pub
2. Order 4 pints of Guiness
3. Add 1 large measure of cherry brandy to each pint
4. Drink the lot
For serious cases a further treatment may be required and the addition of a kebab.
I have used this method in the past for other complaints and can heartily recommend it although my heart cannot. I hope that this may assist some of those poor unfortunates currently afflicted
