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Eileen sent the latest dress code memo from her office to me today.

SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused
about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of
image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to
conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the
streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older
Folks".....................

14. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop

i`l hang on to that for 35 years and see if it comes in handy! thanks falcon, yo da man!

But I didn't see anthing about pierced teeth and a prosthetic tongue.