Perhaps I'll sleep on your face
That will sure show you
You must scratch me there
Yes, right there above my tail
Behold, elevator butt
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand
New rule tomorrow
In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning
Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that
Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump mice
Your foot just squashed one.
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's 'toilet paper'?
Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
Wanna go outside.
Oh, shit! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! The Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
Claws are not that sharp.
Cats meow from angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll shit in the sink.
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Turd Hockey"
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
