Ten inches
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:39 pm
An instructor pilot in Pensacola takes his student out to the alert area for a flight. All pilots in the alert area share a common freq for deconfliction. The student after completion of a maneuver was supposed to set 10 inches of manifold pressure. He does not...
The instructor (after accidently pushing the transmit switch up which transmits to everyone on the UHF frequency instead of down which transmits to just the other cockpit):
"Ten inches, damn it. I told you to set ten inches!"
Another Instructor (deciding to let the first instructor know that he making an a$$ of himself on the radio):
"Hey, Ten inches! Your broadcasting."
A Third Instructor (two seconds later):
"Hell, if I had ten inches...I'd be braodcasting too!

The instructor (after accidently pushing the transmit switch up which transmits to everyone on the UHF frequency instead of down which transmits to just the other cockpit):
"Ten inches, damn it. I told you to set ten inches!"
Another Instructor (deciding to let the first instructor know that he making an a$$ of himself on the radio):
"Hey, Ten inches! Your broadcasting."
A Third Instructor (two seconds later):
"Hell, if I had ten inches...I'd be braodcasting too!
