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Re: The three step method to becoming an Irishman

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:19 pm
by :FI:Armitage
start a business in ireland and you could get a passport. Google the business for irish passport scheme

Re: The three step method to becoming an Irishman

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:21 pm
by Tekki
:FI:Armitage wrote:start a business in ireland and you could get a passport. Google the business for irish passport scheme
:?:

Re: The three step method to becoming an Irishman

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:32 pm
by :FI:Bluebell
Drink a pint of Guinness :beer: . You'll find the majority here are not Irish, so its no problem.



Vin

Re: The three step method to becoming an Irishman

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:07 am
by :FI:Nellip
:FI:Ardmore wrote:You'll find the majority here are not Irish, so its no problem.



Vin
Does that mean a few have slipped in by mistake ;)

Re: The three step method to becoming an Irishman

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:14 pm
by :FI:Falcon
Tekki wrote:... However, I am confused.
... spanish ... german ... Algeria ... France ... Austria ... Swiss.
:shock:

Well, jeez! I think anyone would be confused in your situation!!!

Just your luck though, we have a special rule about Hispanogermanalgerianfrenchaustrianswiss-ians.

If you enjoy wood molding and rubber boots ... you're in.


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Re: The three step method to becoming an Irishman

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:18 pm
by :FI:Wolfhound

Re: The three step method to becoming an Irishman

Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:46 pm
by :FI:Armitage
good old father ted. Follow those and you will defo fit in

Re: The three step method to becoming an Irishman

Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:54 pm
by :FI:Airway
Too bad we can't watch those
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Re: The three step method to becoming an Irishman

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:02 pm
by :FI:Wolfhound
Dear Mum & Dad,

I am very well, I hope you are too. Tell big brothers Sean, Paddy and Mick that the Army is better than working on the farm; tell them to get into the Army quick before the jobs
are all gone.
I was a bit slow settling down at first because you don't get out of bed until 6am, but I got used to it and I like sleeping in now. All you do before breakfast is make your bed, shine your boots and clean your uniform. No cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack, nothing. Men must shave, but it’s not too bad because there's hot water and a light to see what you’re doing. For breakfast there’s cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no fillet steaks or sausages. You don't get fed again until noon, and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march', which is just like walking to the well in the meadow.

This will kill Sean and Paddy with laughter but I keep getting medals for shooting!! I don’t know why because the bull’s-eye is as big as a bloody bull's head and it doesn't move and it’s not firing back at you like the Murphy’s did when our bull got their cow in calf before the Ballina show. All you have to do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - piece of piss. You don't even load your own cartridges – they come in boxes and you don't have to steady yourself against the roll bar of the tractor when you reload. Sometimes we wrestle with the city boys and I have to be very careful because they break easy - it's not like fighting with Sean, Paddy, Mick and all the other local fellas all at once like we do.

Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either; it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got. I've only been beaten once by this guy from Dublin - he's 6 foot 8 and 120 kilos so he’s a good bit bigger than me but I fought to the end.
I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets out how good it is.

Your loving daughter,
Siobhàn.

Re: The three step method to becoming an Irishman

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:57 am
by :FI:Genosse
:FI:Wolfhound wrote:Your loving daughter,
Siobhàn.
Dec, could you show us a photo of her so we can get an imagination of this true Irish maiden ...

:shock: :CX :lol: