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Post by Grecian » Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:21 pm

Got this on the UBI forums bit of light relief:-

Sorry guys, but I was in serious need of some comic relief today, and
some of the names that I have seen have been the best laugh I've had all
day! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it
onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day/week, you need silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of today's humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult. My son-in-law's senior manager is now known
far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third
letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
.

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> > > a = apple
> > > b = toilet
> > > c = giggle
> > > d = burger
> > > e = girdle
> > > f = barf
> > > g = lizard
> > > h = waffle
> > > i = cootie
> > > j = monkey
> > > k = potty
> > > l = liver
> > > m = banana
> > > n = rhino
> > > o = bubble
> > > p = hamster
> > > q = toad
> > > r = gizzard
> > > s = pizza
> > > t = gerbil
> > > u = chicken
> > > v = pickle
> > > w = chuckle
> > > x = tofu
> > > y = gorilla
> > > z = stinker
> > > .
> > >
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> > > .
> > > a = head
> > > b = mouth
> > > c = face
> > > d = nose
> > > e = tush
> > > f = breath
> > > g = pants
> > > h = shorts
> > > i = lips
> > > j = honker
> > > k = butt
> > > l = brain
> > > m = tushie
> > > n = chunks
> > > o = hiney
> > > p = biscuits
> > > q = toes
> > > r = buns
> > > s = fanny
> > > t = sniffer
> > > u = sprinkles
> > > v = kisser
> > > w = squirt
> > > x = humperdinck
> > > y = brains
> > > z = juice
> > > .
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day !
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Post by :FI:Falcon » Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:43 pm

...

Dorkey Girdlelips?

gah!
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Post by Bobsqueek » Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:30 pm

squeezit chickenchunks

me likee :D
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Post by Baderslegs » Sat Apr 24, 2004 4:12 pm

cheesball cootie hiney??

Does this mean I have a cute ass?? :? :?

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ah dinnae wannae go tae prison!
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blind conformity and stupidity are unforgivable.

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Post by :FI:Snoop Baron » Sat Apr 24, 2004 4:29 pm

Hello my name is, loopy apple head :lol:
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Post by Nightfly » Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:10 pm

Loopy Gorillasniffer 8)

Haha!
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Post by Buster » Sun Apr 25, 2004 3:41 am

Squeezit rhinotush....don't tell my son.........
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Post by Crazy » Sun Apr 25, 2004 4:50 am

Crusty Girdlebrain :D 8)
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Post by :FI:Genosse » Sun Apr 25, 2004 6:45 am

Me as "Poopsie Pizzatushie"?

Naw!

... or not? :shock:
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Post by :FI:Heloego » Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:31 am

Zippie Applebuns! :D
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!! :x
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Post by The_End » Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:47 am

Dude, there ain't no "ö" in there. ;)
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Post by :FI:Fenian » Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:52 pm

Crusty Gizzardsprinkler
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Post by :FI:WillieOFS » Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:48 pm

:roll:
booby appletushie :shock:
My lovely Missus is Tootie Appletushie.. :D
and Bub is Gadget Applelips :lol:
Mindless Dribble and Off Topic posts are my specialty!



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Post by Mutzy » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:11 pm

Zippy gorilla chunks - :D :lol: At least Im not a Gorilla Sniffer Nightfly - for shame! LOL! :lol:
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Post by Menace » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:58 pm

Crusty Bubble-Tush. #-o :lol: I feel 'gypped. Thanks Kep, I'm blaming you for this. :D
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