A Teetotaler and an Alcholic...
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:56 am
...both complete idiots, attend a sporting event.
The idiot alchoholic, of course needs to relieve himself first, and goes off to the men's room, and while there he uses the urinal next to a a very well endowed black.
He can't help but ask why the man is so well endowed, and to humor the idiot, the man tells him that as a child his mother hung a brick from his member until it became as it is now.
The idiot reports this to his idiot friend, and they both decide that if they want to get any girls they'll need to try the method with a bit of a twist. Instead of bricks they would use cinder blocks to hasten the result.
A few weeks later, the idiot teetotaler calls his idiot alchoholic friend and asks if it's working for him yet.
The idiot alchoholic replies, "It sure is!!! It's turning black!!!!"
The idiot alchoholic, of course needs to relieve himself first, and goes off to the men's room, and while there he uses the urinal next to a a very well endowed black.
He can't help but ask why the man is so well endowed, and to humor the idiot, the man tells him that as a child his mother hung a brick from his member until it became as it is now.
The idiot reports this to his idiot friend, and they both decide that if they want to get any girls they'll need to try the method with a bit of a twist. Instead of bricks they would use cinder blocks to hasten the result.
A few weeks later, the idiot teetotaler calls his idiot alchoholic friend and asks if it's working for him yet.
The idiot alchoholic replies, "It sure is!!! It's turning black!!!!"