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Post by :FI:Gurberly » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:57 am

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the tv.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'



He said, 'I found the remote'.

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Post by :FI:Genosse » Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:27 am

:shock: :badgrin: :lol: ;)

Hahaha ... nice one, Gareth! :D
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Post by :FI:Macca » Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:37 am

;) Goooood one;)
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Post by :FI:Scott » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:38 pm

Have you heard about the woman who booked an overnight ferry crossing ?

She booked a cabin but when she boarded was told that she would have to share. Not happy at all about this as she was on her own and a single woman she was even more upset to find out that she was sharing the cabin with a single man.

As there were no other cabins available the woman reluctantly accepted the arrangements and after dinner went back to the cabin. Her room mate was a nice enough chap and they agreed who was to have which bunk, sorted themselves out and got into their respective beds. About an hour later the woman wakes up and realises she is very cold but doesn't want the stranger below to see her in her nightie so she calls out

'Are you wake ?'
-'yes'
'Could you possibly hand me another blanket ?'
-'Are you cold ?'
'Yes'
-'Why don't we pretend like we are married ?'

The woman thought about this for a minute and decided go on then so she replied

'Okay...'

and the man replied....
'Go and get you own f'ing blanket then'.
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Post by :FI:Nellip » Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:35 pm

Cheered up a lousy day at work

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Re: marriage

Post by :FI:Heloego » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:11 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

...and...

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...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!! :x
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