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Post by :FI:Sneaky_Russian » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:56 am

Blonde Joke - Sheep (13)

A blonde is sitting at home one day when she decides she's sick of hearing blonde jokes. She decides to dye her hair brown, and, to see if it works in making her more intelligent, goes to a farm where she approaches the farmer with the challenge, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer chuckles to himself, before replying, "Sure, why not?"

The blonde pulls out a calculator and does a bunch of hugely complicated equations and comes up with a number. She says to the farmer, "There are 314 sheep out there." The farmer is astonished. "You're right!" he says. "Go take your pick".

The blonde takes a few minutes to pick a sheep, waves to the farmer, and leaves.

She's sitting at home the next day when she hears a knock on her front door. She opens it and finds the farmer standing there holding his hat. He says to her, "If I can guess your real hair colour, can I have my dog back?"
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Post by :FI:Genosse » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:26 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one, Andrew!

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Post by Skipper » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:07 pm

Very good :)

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Post by :FI:Wardog » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:07 pm

Good one mate had me chuckling for a while there :lol:

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Post by AltarBoy » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:56 pm

Yo, Andy! Nice one! :lol:
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Post by :FI:Heloego » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:18 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by :FI:Igor » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:13 pm

Here's one of my favorites:

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.

"How did this happen?" the doctor asked.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"

"No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, "I just paid $6,000 for these," then I put it in my mouth and I thought, "I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth straightened."

So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, "this is going to make a loud noise," so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger?"



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