Some cruicial facts

[:FI:Macca]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.



(Hardly seems worth it.)








If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.



(Now that's more like it!)








The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.





(O.M.G.!)







A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.





(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)








A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)



(I'm still not over the pig.)







Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour





(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)









The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.






("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")







The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.





(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)







The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.





(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)





Some lions mate over 50 times a day.






(I still want to be a pig in my next life...Quality over Quantity)







Butterflies taste with their feet.





(Something I always wanted to know.)








The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.





(Hmmmmmm......)








Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.






(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)







Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.



(okay, so that would be a good thing)







A cat's urine glows under a black light.





(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)







An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.





(I know some people like that.)






Starfish have no brains





(I know some people like that too.)







Polar bears are left-handed.





(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)







Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.





(What about that pig??)

[:FI:Dex]

LOL

[arne_and]

Nice 1 !!

....A friend of mine farted consistently for 21 seconds, maybe he created the energy for not an atomic bomb, but maybe for a big firecracker??

[:FI:Falcon]

[:FI:Macca]

is that your pet ,Falcon?

[:FI:IceFrog]

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure

Did they even talk to the pig or the Lion

i didn't see anything about Frogs....... where's the justice in that

[Deadly107]

I must say that this is the most interesting squadron board I have seen in a while.

Deadly
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[:FI:Fenian]

You ain't seen nothing yet Deadly

[arne_and]

Deadly107?

[:FI:Macca]

I must say that this is the most interesting squadron board I have seen in a while.

Deadly
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If you saw too much in too short period of time you'd have a heart attack.

S you have to increase the dose little by little.

And remember - yes, we are normal.

Ask Falcon.

Or Unka Fen.

Mac

[:FI:Mefisto]

we are normal.

[Nightcat]

Is there such a thing as "Normal"? good question - who drives at a normal speed, eats normal food or dates normal women.

Who gets a normal pay check?

Normal kids? no such thing, they're all little..........

list is endless!

NC
Normally normal

[:FI:Falcon]

...

I do really weird stuff ...

normally.



noclaF

[Deadly107]

arne_and,

OMG... I was drinking an Ice Tea when I scrolled down and saw your post I almost lost it!
Macca, I think you are right. I did see to much, take it easy on me please.


Deadly
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[:FI:Heloego]

Is there such a thing as "Normal"?

Purely relative.


Much like Incest.