The worst first date ever.....

[Flynn]

I found this in my inbox and thought I'd pass it along. Can anyone beat this?



If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're
Sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest
date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad
dates.. but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough
it is to be single nowadays. This was on the Tonight Show with Jay
Leno.

Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst
first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to
why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the
guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake
City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were
strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The
outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed
home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the
mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should
not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away
from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere!

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,
there came a point where she told him that he had better stop
and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat
of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the
car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she
didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the
rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side
of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman
and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the
relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the
situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of
another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young
lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the
car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately
came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the
icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and
yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's
concerns about what is taking so long with a reply that
indeed, she was freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!


He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he
burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they
finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her
dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they
also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the
icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the
predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that
there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the
other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and
pee her butt off the fender.

[:FI:Mefisto]