The Cuckoo Clock

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The Cuckoo Clock

Post by :FI:Snaphoo » Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:37 pm

The other night I was out for a night with 'the boys.'
I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, 'I
promise!' Well, the hours passed, and the beers went
down way too easy... Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I
headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the
hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly
realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for
coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order
to escape a possible conflict with her. Even when
totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!

The next morning, my wife asked me what time I got in,
and I told her, ' Midnight.' She didn't seem ticked
off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then she
said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked he why, he said, 'Well, last night, our
clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh, Shit,'
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed
another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'
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Re: The Cuckoo Clock

Post by Nightcat » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:27 pm

Haha Priceless!
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Re: The Cuckoo Clock

Post by :FI:Sacktime » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:42 am

I don't like to admit it but I've been there, I'm still on probation. :oops:
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Post by :FI:Macca » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:20 am

:badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:
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Re: The Cuckoo Clock

Post by :FI:Genosse » Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:55 pm

Hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant one! =D]
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Re: The Cuckoo Clock

Post by :FI:Heloego » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:57 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Maybe you missed it, but there's a whole new "Now", now. :?
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