The Ballerina

[:FI:Snaphoo]

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked
into a bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm,
revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all
the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man
here will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore
her, but down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk
slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed
"Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged
it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed
around at all of them, revealing the same hairy
armpit, and asked "What man here will buy a lady a
drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money
down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another
drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and
said "Tell me, Murphy, it's your business if you want
to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling
her a ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg
that high has got to be a ballerina!"

[:FI:Airway]

[Phoenix9]

Hehe! Sh*tfaced at it's best...

[AltarBoy]

Holy Ping Pong Balls that's a classic! Now we all know Murph is an owl-eyed drunk.