Finally together...

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Finally together...

Post by :FI:Snaphoo » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:00 pm

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.

She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.

But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

She finally died after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, " Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, " Do you think he means her first, second or third husband? "


The friend replied, " I think he means her legs."
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Post by Deathsledge » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:31 pm

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Brilliant!

Post by :FI:Genosse » Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:43 am

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Post by :FI:Bowling Bob » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:43 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

good one!
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Post by AltarBoy » Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:52 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Post by Skipper » Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:28 pm

:lol:
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Post by :FI:Heloego » Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:30 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Right out of the Bible Belt, too! :oops:
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!! :x
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Mickey Mouse in Divorce Court

Post by :FI:Heloego » Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:35 am

After a long courtroom battle, Mickey Mouse was really frustrated when the judge claimed he had not received enough evidance to support the claim that Minnie Mouse was insane. His decision, therefore was to deny Mickey's grounds for Divorce.

When asked if he had anything to say, Mickey angrily said,

"I didn't say she was insane!

I said she was f#cking Goofy!"
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!! :x
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Post by AltarBoy » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:15 pm

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Post by Skipper » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:32 pm

:D :lol:
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Post by :FI:Dr_Strangelove » Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:53 pm

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